Thousands of semi-lost, uber-excited first years, one terribly crowded textbook shop, an hour and half of monotonous, useless information…..ah yes, back at uni again!
Now this is totally tongue-in-cheek, but here are some amusing thoughts about Brisbane’s dear university. Taken from a funny facebook group titled ‘I go to UQ therefore I am better than you’. Yes yes, I am a UQ student, so I am ridiculously biased, but please forgive me and enjoy anyway. Apologies to any Griffith students, you guys really take the worst of it! (P.S. Check out the group for some other amusing UQ urban legends….I’m heading in early before class tomorrow to find the mole people of the tunnels under the Great Court!)
How many QUT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it nearly as well as any UQ student.
Two. One to screw it in and another to tell everyone how screwing in light bulbs is important in the real world.
How many Griffith students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but only if they can do it online from home.
How many Bond students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, Daddy can do it.
How many UQ students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
–QUT a university for the real world
–UQ a real university
–Griffith a university….really?!
–QUT: A University for the Real World
–UQ: A University for the Unreal World
–Griffith: A University for the Third World
-I go to UQ, therefore I am better that you
-You go to QUT, therefore you’re lesser than me
-And you go to Griffith, therefore you’re…unlucky
–Griffith… get smarter.
–UQ… we’re smart enough already.